Kim: 3 questions in a row about bars. Just ask if I'm an alcoholic, please. Like seriously. 'True/false: I enjoy going out to bars'. 'It is easier to meet people if I go out to bars'. 'Fishing is a lot of fun'. WHAT? How is this one relevant at all?
Kim: "Are there any additional factors that may have affected your results? If no, please enter 'none'."
Me: "Well, I don't like fishing."
Kim: Fuck fishing. Bastards.