Tuesday, February 1, 2011

These Are The Conversations I Have With My Friends

Odessa: OMFG there's cake on TV. Like chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream and I want some now.
Me: Mmm. I had ice cream earlier but cake sounds awesome.
Odessa: I want both. With hot fudge and brownie bits. I'll just buy a chocolate muffin tomorrow and have sex with it.


  1. Wait. Is chocolate muffin sex NOT normal?

    *puts down breakfast

  2. ilu@forevertime

    you can come sex my muffin

    wait. no