I think I'm lactose intolerant.
Any time I eat or drink anything that has milk in it (except for cheese, I have to have a lot of cheese for it to affect me) I get violent stomach pains and my anus explodes with fury.
I haven't told my doctor about this yet because I'm not allowed to make another appointment for another...6 months? And I totally forgot to mention it when I saw her last. So, yes, this is entirely my fault for not actually being diagnosed and I am dumb, stop telling me.
This weird reaction to dairy products has been going on since last August-ish, I think. And yet I'm still an idiot and I still eat cereal and milk or ice cream or milk and cookies or coffee all the time. I'm so fucking cool.
Earlier today my friend's mom and I dropped friend off at her class and then friend's mom was all "okay let's go to the convenience store and pee and get drinks! 8D" and I was like WOO! Because I really had to pee and I was thirsty.
I saw the cappuccino machine and got excited because the cappuccinos Cumberland Farms has are fucking awesome and I was all FUCK YEAH LET'S GET SOME WHITE HOT CHOCOLATE IN THIS BITCH. WOO.
Hours later, I am still feeling the fury.
I am an idiot.