Thanks to this guy who I will now follow and read every single one of his posts (you just got yourself a new fan, bub) I found this website called sloganmaker.com. You just enter whatever you want in your slogan and it comes up with a slogan. Keep clicking the button. They get better.
Here are some I've come upon in the last ten seconds that made me laugh so hard I snorted, then started wheezing because when I laugh I forget to breathe.
Have a bit of rahzombie when you're tired. - Um. No.
rahzombie - This is your playground. - Are you kidding? Now I feel like a whore or something.
It's time to taste rahzombie. - No, it is not. At all.
It must be rahzombie. - It must.
rahzombie the flavor you can't forget. - Another one about my taste? WTF. This website is run by cannibals who don't know how to use commas or dashes.
rahzombie for everybody. - I'm like Herpes. Everybody gets some.
rahzombie never die. - Okay. I won't.
rahzombie shot from guns. - Um. Ouch?
Made like, taste like rahzombie. - I quit.
I'm choking on my own air. Or lack of. Yay.
So, get your own slogans and share some because this is hilarious. Please.