These are horribly uninteresting unless you're...well, me.
Odessa: I just imagined someone with a boat coming out of their forehead and walking all spazzy.
Odessa: Is that a frog in your pants, or do you just have a boner?
Odessa: I just imagined two square blocks humping.
Odessa: Let me share my girth with you.
Odessa: I watched Wishmaster. I KNOW WHAT YOU GENIES DO.
Odessa: Oh my God. This guy on TV was getting humped by a dolphin really hard and he was like HAHAHA YAYYYYY WHEEEE
Me: wtf. No, that is not YAY WHEEE. That is HELP ME I'M BEING RAPED BY A DOLPHIN
Odessa: happy time rainbow pony sprinkle yay death
Odessa: Crunchy eyelid soup
Odessa: suncat poopchips
Odessa: try our new and improved dinglydong gingerbeer. your dong will dingle like you're 16 again. and for the ladies, try our new lemonlime beercoochie.
Odessa: diddly gosh darn bonerjoner
Odessa: (discussing the premise of every Scooby-Doo episode being that the gang splits up, Shaggy and Scooby eat everything in sight, and somehow a haunted, abandoned house is stocked full of fresh food every single time) omg, that's like the Sevastopol of every episode everOH MY GOD iPOD WHAT THE FLYING FRANCE? I meant "description". WHO EVEN SAYS SEVASTOPOL IN CONVERSATION? Oh now it's red underlined. IS IT NOT EVEN A WORD? WHYYY
Odessa: When I tried to type "better" earlier it changed it to "Bette". Like I really use an outdated female name randomly in mid-conversation.
Odessa: POOTS, MOM. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
Cate: My vagina is like a Big Mac. It's big, unhealthy for you, but everyone wants it. Hahahaha that's the worst analogy in the world and I thought of it in the shower.
Alex: I haven't seen a minority in forever...I feel deprived.