I check my stats about a hundred times a day because I'm insecure and I like knowing I have views and where they come from.
Sometimes, as I've written about in the past, I have some views from people searching odd things on Google and somehow finding me.
I just checked my stats and what the fuck, y'all:
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Why yes, that does say "real life asian tentacle rape".
I apologise to the poor soul who was desperately searching for an Asian being molested by many tentacly appendages and found...me.
I am so sorry...that you are that fucked up.
I'm gonna go hang myself now.