Me: What the fuck? I was tagged as "poor" on Technorati*?
Cori: Wow. Your blog is definitely hilarious.
Me: I'm among things like "Bad Credit Mortgage Loans" and "Bow Wow Wishes He Was Dead". What the fuck. I have like, two unfunny posts.
Cori: Whatever. You're hilarious.
Me: I will show you all.
No more serious posts. Just stories and dialogue and weird things that come out of my brain. I WILL SHOW YOU HOW FUNNY I AM, WORLD.
Don't test me, bitches.
*I didn't actually say "Technorati", I just explained to my friend Cori what it actually was because I have this need to explain everything so that people understand what I say.
It never works. :C