Sunday, November 21, 2010

Oh, Google

Longer post coming soon about tentacle rape and nipples, but I just had to post this because what the fuck, y'all.

Someone apparently Googled and found my blog through the following phrase:

little drunk and have to pee


If you're Googling "little drunk and have to pee", you're probably a lot drunker than you thought, and you should probably be on a toilet right now. I'm sorry you were Googling because you probably needed help finding a bathroom and you found me. I'm sorry. I can't help you.


Holy shit, y'all.

I am the seventh result among pee fetish sites and "why do I pee myself when I'm drunk". I have finally achieved a level of success no one else can understand.

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