Longer post (involving Asians, onomatopoeia, nipple size, and tentacle rape) coming soon. I just need the motivation to type it up and make it all make sense.
Cori: (on Daily Booth) I don't need to see you looking all sexy.
Me: Nobody wants that.
Cori: Well, somebody wants it. But not me. I'm gay.
Me: You're like, really gay. Like the king of the gays. Actually, I know some gays that are like 1000x gayer than you. So saying you're the king of the gays was kind of an overstep on my part.